Bag Tag

Ok, I saw this on another blog quite some time ago and just LOVED it!!! So although I cannot link to the person who tagged me, I can tell you I got it from The Daily Blonde, originally.

Here's the dealio:

Find a safe quiet place free of significant others, nosey meme makers, priests, nuns, all things religious and men in general. (If you're a guy just reverse this process to male and tell us about your wallet, tool box, briefcase or metro sexual accessory.)

1. Dump the contents of your handbag in a pile

2. Take a photo of your handbag and the contents

3. Be brave and explain to your fellow bloggers what lurks inside the handbag.

4. Tag others who might want to embarrass themselves

5. Answer these questions:

Describe the contents of your handbag.

What's the most important thing in your handbag?

What's the most embarrassing thing in your handbag?

What's the smallest thing in your handbag?Is there anything illegal in your handbag?

Here's mine, I've labeled everything for ease of explanations (I'm anal that way...HA!)...

So dump the contents and take a photo....
Done!

Now to explain the contents:

1. This is simple enough, my wallet...it HAS to be pink!!
2. My handy dandy portable makeup mirror.
3. Pyrat Rum mints - these taste a lot like altoids, I got them free when I bought a shit load of liquor, they were having a promo where they gave you al kinds of shiznat.
4. Perfume - its Paris Hilton's Heiress, becuase although I'm NOT an heiress, I see nothing wrong with smelling like one..HA!
5. Bobbie Pins - I think those have been inthere a while, I took my hair down one afternoon when I was feeling a little less like looking all professionally...
6. Miscellaneous business cards I've picked up this week
7. My checkbook - sorry folks, I don't trust the internet THAT much to turn it around! hehe
8. A ticket stub from when I took the kiddos to see Madagascar 2 - CUTE movie btw!
9. Advil - don't leave home without it!
10. Miscellaneous lipsticks/lip gloss - I usually just throw them in there when I'm heading out in the morning
11. My Palm Pilot - OMG this is damn near my life line!! I keep all my appointments and EVERYTHING on it, and it has WiFi so I can check in on my bloggy peeps when I'm within a wireless connection's range...tee hee hee
12. Bicardi Mojito Oral Fixation Mints - I'm SOO not ever going to stop giggling over the fact that the words "oral fixation" are printed on the cover of this tin. hehehehe...hahaha...These were another freebie I got the same time as the other mints, only these REALLY do taste like a yummy Mojito!
13. Sunglasses - not the prescriptive kind, my "cheap" ones
14. Sunglass Hut glasses cleanser with a tiny little scewdriver thingy - I LOVE this and the gal up there will refill it for me for free when I run out!!
    
15. Pens - pretty self explanatory
16. My uber-low-tech cell phone - yes I know, I'm a technology junkie, yet I have an old ass cell phone. Heck I don't even have fancy ring tones! I wanted a Crackberry or Palm Centro, but we have a bare bones cell phone contract, so no point in all that. We don't even have unlimited texting people!!
17. Looks like another lipstick, huh? I'll explain this one later..tee hee hee
18. Hand sanitizer spray - I volunteer at my kids' schools and several of my friends have younger children, so I use this A LOT!!!

Onto the questions:

• What's the most important thing in your handbag? That could be a tricky one...probably need to say my cell phone and wallt tie on this one.
  
• What's the most embarrassing thing in your handbag? It doesn't embarrass me, but it often does other people. Remember that "other lipstick" - yeah its SOOO not lipstick, its a vibrator!!! Hey, I live in Dallas, and sometimes traffic can be REALLY boring!! What better way to pass the time? hehe Plus its really nice to whip out with the hubby for those naughty lil' "on the road jobs" when its just the two of us. Here's a better look:
• What's the smallest thing in your handbag? I think the smallest thing is probably the Pyrat mints or the bobbie pins
  
• Is there anything illegal in your handbag? Nope

So let's see who I can tag....I think:

• The Stiletto Mom
• Dawn's Diversions
• Davis Family Doodles
• Life is Too Short Not to Share...
• Only Makes You Stronger
• Stray Raisins

I think that'll do for now....so ladies, what cha got?