Style or Beguile?

This is my last installment in my personal review of the book, The One Hundred by Nina Garcia. So settle in everyone, this could be a long ride....

• Mad Money - Ummm, I'm not so good at saving money, I tend to spend it before it can make an impression in my wallet. HA!
• Man's White Shirt - oh yeah! And what's sexier than greeting your man in a pair of heels and a white dress shirt when he comes home from work...
• Mary Janes - I honestly don't own a pair, but wish I did :(
• Minnetonka Moccasin - guess I'm not earth crunchy enough, I don't eat trail mix, and don't own a pair of moccasins, plus they have NO support for my aching feet..HA!
• Missoni Knit - I HAD to look this one up!! I don't think they sell these in the South, and if so, I think it might "hug" my far too huggable body a little much
• Monogrammed Stationary - do we REALLY still use paper? I just make my own on PrintShop and send out holiday letters..hehehe
• Motorcycle Jacket - I have a cheap one (less than $125.00) but it still counts, right?
• Nail Polish - I went through a phase where I did my own fake nails CONSTANTLY, so I have a BUNCH of nailpolish
• Old Concert T-Shirt - yeah, Hubby has them, kids wear them, they're a bit tight
• One-Piece Swimsuit - what woman over a size 8 DOESN'T have a one piece?
• Pajamas - I have multiples for various "occasions"
• Peacoat - just doesn't look good on me yet, but a bloggy friend just bought a purple pea coat and that's just fun to say!
• Pearl Necklace - sorry, can't help but giggle...
• Pencil Skirt - straight skirts don't lay so straight on me these days
• Perfume - I think I might just provide pictorial evidence of my relationship with perfume:

• Plain white tee - I need to go out and get a new one for this year
• Polo shirt - I have too many of these to count, although 90% of them are knock-offs
• Pucci - again, something I had to look into
• Push-Up Bra - umm yeah, a cpl of 'em..LOOVE them!!!
• Quality Champagne - I don't keep this on hand all the time, but I do loves me some great champagne when the occasion calls for it!
• Red Lipstick - Mmmmmm..wear it when I'm feeling dangerous
• Robe - but of course! I have a short silk one, long silk one, and a terrycloth one
• Safari Jacket - this is another one of those things that I've just never been a big fan of, reminds me too much of parachute pants
• Sandals - wouldn't be caught without them in the summer and spring!!
• Sarong - I have one that I LOVE to wear year-round when I'm just lounging about
• Signet Ring - sadly, no
• Silk Scarf - I LOVE this accessory, especially when its used in funky ways (tie it to some bangles, hand it over one shoulder, tie it in your hair as a flowing headband, simply tied to your purse handle for a splash of color...)
• Slippers - does it count if they're bear feet?
• Spanx - all hail the Spanx!!!
• Statement Necklace - These are sooo much fun!!! I love pairing it with a simple outfit that's one color but the necklace is bold and beautiful!!!
• Stilettos - I need to go buy a REAL pair of beauutiful stilettos!!
• Striped Sailor Shirt - ok, women of my size DO NOT look good in horizontal stripes!
• Suit - I LOVE LOVE LOVE a well tailored suit!!!
• Sunhat - I used to have a great one, but when I could no longer wear the dress, I ditched the hat
• Trench - I have a beautiful black trenchcoat that I look forward to being able to wear now that its finally getting colder
• Turquoise and Coral Jewelry - luckily I have a very jewelry obsessed mother who keeps me in beautful jewelry
• Tuxedo Jacket - I need one of these, but it'll wait
• Umbrella - oh yeah! And its big and beautiful!!!
• Underwear - yeah, I do commado from time to time, but only when ABSOLUTELY called for!!!
• Valid Passport - I keep meaning to get one of those
• Vans - I have one pair, my son has one pair...I wear both
• Vintage - yeah, I own things from yesteryear, but I'm not sure they would qualify..although I DO stil have all the buttons I used to wear on my jean jacket..HA!
• Watch - all mine are silver, so if I wear gold, I just use the cell phone
• Wayfarers - my sunglass options are somewhat limited, but I DO have a pair of prescription Coach sunglasses that I absolutely adore!
• Wellington boot - nope, they make my feet look like they're 4 sizes BIGGER!!
• Wide-Leg Trouser - most of mine fall into this category
• Wrap Dress - I have a wrap skirt..does that count?
• Yoga gear - I LOVE me some yoga AND yoga gear! I have the mat, and the outfits...they're SOO cozy! I don't go to any fancy schmancy class..I just do WiiFit Yoga..ha!
• Zippered Hoodie - yea boy! I keeps it real wiz ma hoodie! HAHAHA!! I have a few, but I'm not sure they're very gangsta or anything...they're PINK!!! hehehe

Any thoughts? How stylish are you?